Conversations Not To Be Missed

I just showed the original ET movie to the ladies over the weekend, for the first time ever. Favorite feedback, Izzy: "If that was my alien I would have called him Spacey."

Me: (yelling up the stairs) "ABBY! STOP TALKING AND GO.TO.SLEEP!"
Abby: (yelling back) "I'm talking to God!"
Me: What?????
Abby: (yelling) I'm PRAYING!

Well don't I feel like a jerk. This kids got an angle for everything.

Apparently Izzy doesn't feel like wearing a pink shirt today. She informed ME that she will be making a pink hat at school and that I shouldn't bug her about her choice of shirt because that's what being a bully is like. I explained everyone will be wearing pink because it's anti-bully day - she just said, "I know, exactly."Aw, my little activist.

 Me: "that's a lovely song Abigail, what's it called?" Abby "It's called chocolate mustache."

The only thing funnier than Izzy saying "dats cwazy" is Izzy saying "cwazy nuts!"

Izzy, looking at gasoline spilt on black asphalt, "Mommy look... the parking lot caught a rainbow! 

730am: Abby:"aaaaaaaaaaaant!" Me (half awake squinting at the ground) "where. I can't see it" Abby "you can't see it Mom? oh. you don't have your eye socks on..."

 Abigail: "we're gonna party like it's ya birthday.... and you know what that means Isabelle.... DRESSES!!!!"

While staring at the moon on our way home my four year old just looks at me and says "It's like we're in the world." So amazing!


Overheard while Abby is playing cars by herself "you can't park there that's Nannys spot. unless you brought some gum."Abby: "Mommy you smell good - just like Nanny today!  

Abby to me: "You are going to be loved because I'm going to tell you something lovely and you're going to tell everyone that you were born and you are awesome." Seriously exactly what she said. 

Me watching Abby build a precarious bridge out of carrot sticks at the dinner table "Wow, that's pretty good - are you going to be an engineer when you grow up?" Abby (seriously and with much thought) "Yep. and I'm going to buy you a DISH washer" 

Abby sitting at the top of a hill covered in snow on a sled embraced by her twenty year old cousin looking down and quite sincerely: "Are you sure this is for kids?"

Abby: "Why are we here and where are we going?" 
Me: "You'll be asking yourself that question the rest of your life kid."                                

Abby: WIPE MY BUM !! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! WIPE MY BUM!  Me: Listen here kid, you gotta learn that if you want some else to wipe your butt you better learn how to kiss theirs.”

Favorite quote of the week: "Are you my Mom? Is Skye my friend? Is Rita Skye's Mom? OK. Well then is Rita my Rita?"

Abby:" What? I don't have school tomorrow? Can I go to work then? With Ahja?"

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  Me: "Well did you have fun today Abby?" Abby: "Weeeeeellll? Yes. Yes. I did. but I'm regausted!"
  
  Abigail looking outside while eating a sandwich: "chickmumps don't wear shoes oooooor socks or anyfin." (utmost confidence and another bite of sandwich)
  
  
  Abby (just out of the bath and ready for bed): "Fresh as a bug in the sea!"
  
  
  Puff the Magic Dragon, lived in his seat and ate all the papers. G'nite.
  
  
  Sometimes when your 3 year old says "Mom, my tummy hurts" what they really mean is, "I am about the throw up all over this hotel lobby." lesson learned.